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kitchenlead216:

bruh

shut the fuck up

tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit

chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad

take it to the next function

remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

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tidetables:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!

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cashcutie:

cashcutie:

black and white filters are pretentious but god do I look great

remember this? I posted this about an hour ago

frankenfemme:

Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market

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retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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U GUYS MY BIO TEACHER IS A BIT MEAN SOMETIMES BUT TODAY SHE WAS SOOO NICE

i i was waiting at the bus stop when i realized that i didnt have my metro pass so i had to rush home to get it (i had 20 mins to get to school and i live far from school) when i got home i couldnt find it anywhere so i took money and i decided i would pay for the trip there and walk home… when i got to the bus stop i  started to look around my bag “just in case” and THERE WAS M\Y BUS PASS!!! i looked at my watch and omg i had 10 mins to get to school but luckily both the buses came really quickly and i was only 15 mins late to class! anyways, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her the story and she told me that she decided that she wouldnt mark me late today ! CAN U BELIEVE IT???

kaygboo:

blasianxbri:


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 


He said “hell yeah dad! This banana is IT”

Bless him haha so sweet

kaygboo:

blasianxbri:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

He said “hell yeah dad! This banana is IT”

Bless him haha so sweet

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stimutax:

70 Most Useful Sites on the Internet

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artnarcotics:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

!!!!!!!!!!

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flaccidtrip:

20000deaths:

lavenderoilgirl:

have you ever wanted to see a bath bomb in a toilet? here u go

northern lights is my favorite bath bomb and it looks even better in a toilet

What the fuck is wrong with yall

flaccidtrip:

20000deaths:

lavenderoilgirl:

have you ever wanted to see a bath bomb in a toilet? here u go

northern lights is my favorite bath bomb and it looks even better in a toilet

What the fuck is wrong with yall

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thatfunnyblog:

If she can’t then no one can

thatfunnyblog:

If she can’t then no one can

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